Grishnack,
52 Druid, vs. Uerasae, 29 Ranger,
in
a Duel to the Death!
by
Urs
I waited until Grish was thoroughly
drunk and then pounced!
I informed him that it was just for fun!
We were rudely interrupted by a dwarf skeleton
that didn't like the looks of Grish. I took exception to the interruption.
Once the skel was out of the way, we got down
to some serious dueling!
Translation (I think!): Dammit girl, pull
out the sword and beat on me..."
If anyone can figure out what he says next,
I'm dying to know. Something about nuking me, I think.
I kept irritating him by running off before
he could hit me. He fixed that! He played dirty and snared me!
Another untranslatable passage. Something
about trying to cast spells when drunk. I think he was sobering up fast.
I'm not sure what his alcohol tolerance is, but I suspect it's up there!
I try to get help from the onlookers. No one
was interested, and I forgot they couldn't help me anyway 'cause we were
dueling!
Obviously, the fight wasn't as riveting for
some as it was for me...
Uerasae snickers,
"Yeah, right!"
And thus ends an epic battle!
*Snort!*
Yeah, right!
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